"Not Me!" Monday (on Thursday)

I am not writing this "Not Me!" post on Thursday instead of Monday because that would just be breaking the rules on MckMama's little game.

This week I have most certainly not forgotten so many things I can't even keep track of them. I did not lose my keys on Monday and have to call my mom to come and drive me to work. And I most certainly didn't blame it on EK only to find them later in a bag that we had taken to a picnic on Saturday.

I did not cook dinner last night and forget to turn off the griddle. S did not walk in the house an hour later and smell something burning and find that I had left the said griddle on and melted the salt and pepper shaker stops. That would just be childish to do.

I did not start telling EK last night to be good for our neighbor while they went to the park and then completely forget her name. I have known this neighbor for 7 years and how embarassing would that be to forget her name.

I did not persuade EK to play by herself for an hour this weekend so that I could take a nap because I wasn't feeling well. And I did not get mad at S when he got to take a nap and I only got to dose off on the couch in between being asked to open up markers, get a snack for her, etc. I am not tired at all right now and I most certainly do not need any naps, right?

I most certainly do not want a grilled steak for dinner this weekend when we are out of town. And I am definately not hoping that this is what my brother-in-law wants us to bring when we come up for the weekend. I may or may not persuade S to make me one when we get home on Saturday if we don't get one before then.

So what have you not done this week!!!

Not Me! Monday

I had so much fun last week doing a "Not me!" Monday, that I thought I would do another one!

This week I most certainly did not give in and hook up internet at our house. And I most certainly did not keep it a secret from EK for almost the whole week because I did not want to play Paint all evening long. I did not finally let the secret slip on Thursday evening while coming home from the grocery store and I did not let her get on it for a while when we got home just so I could cook dinner. That would make me a bad mother to let the computer babysit her!

I did not let EK eat cookies on Thursday evening in the grocery store while we were shopping. She was not the cutest little thing in the store just listening to my MP3 player and I certainly did not reward her just because she was cute. A mother should never do things like that!

S and I did not watch several more episodes of Dexter over the course of this week and we most certainly did not watch a second episode on Saturday night even though it was late and only because we could not leave it hanging for 24 hours!!! That would just be obsessive and we are not obsessed with this show. We do not need to find another series to watch when this one is over, so please do not send us the name of one that we HAVE to watch!

I did not check my friend Amanda's blog like 20 times this weekend hoping to see a baby announcement. And I did not fall for the joke that she put up there! Amanda, I am not anxiously awaiting the news that baby Pik is here.

I am not at all anxious for myself and S this month waiting to see if the Clomid works. I do not want a baby at all and it would be awful if that happened! I most certainly am not counting down the days until I ovulate and I will not be counting down the days after that to see if it worked!

"Not Me" Monday

I have never participated in "Not Me" Monday from MckMama before, so I thought I would give it a try. Here is what mostly definatley did not happen this weekend.

I did not plan on going to a Sunday School party on Friday night, only to be called by S and told that his delivery was running late. I did not instead feed EK and myself macaroni and cheese for dinner. After dinner, I most certainly did not treat myself to some of the dessert that was made for the said Sunday School party. And I did not sneak a few more over the weekend before bringing them to work today!

I did not let my daughter play in the dirt while watching her cousin's baseball game on Saturday. And I most certainly did not skip a bath upon returning home, but instead let her run around dirty for the rest of the day. No, not me! Only a bad mother would do that!

I did not think I lost a flashdrive while in Best Buy on Saturday evening. After walking through the store 2 times, I most certainly did not find that lost flashdrive in my pocket where it was supposed to be. That would just be embarrassing!

After EK went to bed, S and I did not watch Dexter because that is definately not our favorite show. It is just weird to like to watch serial killers and root for them! I am not clearly addicted to the show and I mostly certainly am not anixously awaiting when we can watch the next episode!

And lastly, last night I most certainly did not eat a little container of Blue Bell ice cream at my in-law's house and then turn around and eat more ice cream at Dairy Queen. No, that would be fattening and I mostly certainly do not need to add anymore of that to my tummy!